Code Comments That Will Make You Laugh

The purpose of adding comments is to make the source code easier for humans to understand. In this article, I’m going to show the funny side programmers. This is part 3 of the funny code comments series.

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The purpose of adding comments is to make the source code easier for humans to understand. In this article, I’m going to show the funny side programmers. This is part 3 of the funny code comments series.

Here you go. Read for Fun —

stop(); // Hammertime!

__inline BOOL
SearchOneDirectory(
      IN  LPSTR Directory,
      IN  LPSTR FileToFind,
      IN  LPSTR SourceFullName,
      IN  LPSTR SourceFilePart,
      OUT PBOOL FoundInTree
      )
{
 //
 // This was way too slow. Just say we didn't find the file.
 //
 *FoundInTree = FALSE;
 return(TRUE);
}

// If you're reading this, that means you have been put in charge //of my previous project. I am so, so sorry for you. God speed.

/* where the world ends */

// For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up;  // ha ha

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who //will have to support me and our three children and the dog once it //gets released into the public.

/*
 * You may think you know what the following code does.
 * But you dont. Trust me.
 * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
 * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
 * enough to "optimize" the code below.
 * Now close this file and go play with something else.
 */
## To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file 
At the bottom of the file:## To understand recursion, see the top of this file

while(1)
    {
        /* Wait here until god of death
         * came for us. */
    }

stop(); // Hammertime!

__inline BOOL
SearchOneDirectory(
      IN  LPSTR Directory,
      IN  LPSTR FileToFind,
      IN  LPSTR SourceFullName,
      IN  LPSTR SourceFilePart,
      OUT PBOOL FoundInTree
      )
{
 //
 // This was way too slow. Just say we didn't find the file.
 //
 *FoundInTree = FALSE;
 return(TRUE);
}

// If you're reading this, that means you have been put in charge //of my previous project. I am so, so sorry for you. God speed.

/* where the world ends */

// For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up;  // ha ha

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who //will have to support me and our three children and the dog once it //gets released into the public.

/*
 * You may think you know what the following code does.
 * But you dont. Trust me.
 * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
 * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
 * enough to "optimize" the code below.
 * Now close this file and go play with something else.
 */

/// <STERNLY-WORDED-WARNING>
/// Pay attention to this or I will hunt you down.
/// ...
/// </STERNLY-WORDED-WARNING>

// 3.4  JeK  My manager promised me a lap dance if I can fix this //release
// 3.5  JeK  Still waiting for that dance from my manager
// 3.6  JeK  My manager got changed, the new manager is hairy, dont want the dance anymore
// 3.7  Jek  Got that dance, yuck!

// drunk, fix later

#define TRUE FALSE
// Happy debugging suckers

// I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.

long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

// Catching exceptions is for communists

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